That must be some.....

Train wreckish news story of the day.

Assault with a penis.

Yeah, i had to know, too.

You gotta have goals, right?

Only in New Jersey.

A website where you pay to watch her eat?
Only in America.

Oh, and if the radical douchebaggery in Congress get their way, you get to pay for her health care.

The whole article is here.

clipped from news.ninemsn.com.au Woman aims to become world's fattest An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman. Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years. "I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail. Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said. "I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said. In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food. Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.

Coolest name EVER

I wont spoil it, ill just let you read the story, but the gist is-- a mother lost a bet and has to name her kid Megatron. Thats legend......wait for it.........dary.

More than meets the eye....

Clown justice?

DUDE- Clowns are frakkin' freaky and even the thought of running into one walking down the street is enough to make me a shut in, BUT....

Getting arrested for wearing a clown mask seems like a bit of an abuse of power....whats next, being arrested for making an ugly face....or how bout just being ugly, period. Scary stuff.

There must be more to this story, right?