Imagine showing up at a giant party at the White House when you were like 8 and being told you were going to have an Easter celebration with all the fix'ens. Now imagine when you get there, the only candy to be found is a piece of hard peppermint in grandma's purse from 1985 and instead are given an apple and a Body Fat Index chart. Then you are made to circuit train for an hour before getting a lecture on proper caloric intake.
Thats what happened to the youngsters who went to the annual Easter egg roll at the White House this year.
What is wrong with these people?
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